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                         PIRATE PUBLIC LICENSE
                       Version 1, September 2017

Copyright 2017 Kirby Kevinson

                         PIRATE PUBLIC LICENSE
   TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR COPYING, DISTRIBUTION AND MODIFICATION

0. You just do what the fuck you want to.
1. Covered software is provided under this license on an "as is" basis,
   without warranty of any kind, either expressed, implied, or
   statutory, including, without limitation, warranties that the covered
   software is free of defects, merchantable, fit for a particular
   purpose or non-infringing. The entire risk as to the quality and
   performance of the covered software is with you. Should any covered
   software prove defective in any respect, you (not any contributor)
   assume the cost of any necessary servicing, repair, or correction.
   This disclaimer of warranty constitutes an essential part of this
   license. No use of any covered software is authorized under this
   license except under this disclaimer.
2. Under no circumstances and under no legal theory, whether tort
   (including negligence), contract, or otherwise, shall any
   contributor, or anyone who distributes covered software as permitted
   above, be liable to you for any direct, indirect, special,
   incidental, or consequential damages of any character including,
   without limitation, damages for lost profits, loss of goodwill, work
   stoppage, computer failure or malfunction, or any and all other
   commercial damages or losses, even if such party shall have been
   informed of the possibility of such damages. This limitation of
   liability shall not apply to liability for death or personal injury
   resulting from such party's negligence to the extent applicable law
   prohibits such limitation. Some jurisdictions do not allow the
   exclusion or limitation of incidental or consequential damages, so
   this exclusion and limitation may not apply to you.
3. Any litigation relating to this license may be brought only in the
   courts of a jurisdiction where the defendant maintains its principal
   place of business and such litigation shall be governed by laws of
   that jurisdiction, without reference to its conflict-of-law
   provisions. Nothing in this section shall prevent a party's ability
   to bring cross-claims or counter-claims.
4. If you want to create a new license, you may create and use a
   modified version of this license if you rename the license and remove
   any references to the name of the license steward (except to note
   that such modified license differs from this license).

RAmen.